Things that confuse me (the daytime tv edition):
- Ellen’s ability to find the cutest kids ever on the planet
- The Smith family (as in Will Smith)
- Why “Dr Phil” is still a thing
- War Horse the play/musical… excuse me what?
- How gross theater commercials on tv are, someone get these people an ad agency?!
- My inability to sit still and watch said tv even though I have zero obligations & have been looking forward to slothing for days
- My ability to waste time in Anthropologie, Trader Joe’s and Target
- My dog’s ability to fake sleep while begging for food (like “I’m so weak I may just pass out unless you want to give me one of those pita chips?!”)